FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM


FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dam ... we f**ked up ... but that sh!t was fun!"


FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you


FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your sh!t so long they forget its yours.


FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"



FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRiENDS: will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out

FAKE FRiENDS: hug each other
REAl FRiENDS: kiss each others cheeks! :D


FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there realfriends and hope to get it back

I
IM
IMI
IMIS
IMISS
IMISSY
IMISSYO
IMISSYOU
IMISSYOU!

here is a random conversation

Boy: I love you
Girl: if you REALLY love me, scream it to the world
Boy: -wispers- i love you
Girl: why did you wisper it in my ear?
Boy: because you are my world (:

HEY YOU,
Yeah YOU,
You're in this video ;D
thanks for putting your
resolution in my blog c;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnHsKe7O6w&feature=youtube_gdata
A BIG thanks to my best friend Alex (x3JetPlanesx3) for making this possible[;

This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going.
Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and
forward to your friends, also send it back to the person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January----- --I kicked
February---- --I loved
March------- -I karate chopped
April------- ---I licked
May--------- -I jumped on
June-------- --I smelled
July-------- ---I did the Macarena with
August------ --I had lunch with
September--- -I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- -I yelled at
December---- -I ran over

NOW...
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14 -------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28------- an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31------- A homeless guy

NOW....
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- --because I'm cool like that
Black------- --because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- ---because ugly!!!
Red--------- --because the voices told me t o.
Blue-------- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------- --because I think I need some serious help.
Purple------ ---because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-------- --because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown------- --because i am evil
Other------- ---because i am crazy like dat
None-------- -- because i am cool

NOW... type out the sentence you made, in the subject line
and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to
the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you get